Of Lame Jokes and My Words

Spent the nite with Bro & Butt @ Butt's place again. If we apply Darwin's theory of "Natural Selection"... it's obvious that I am the one ear-marked for extinction.. they love bullying me!!! Firstly I am always assigned the middle spot on the giant bed *the part where the 2 small beds join up to form the giant bed*. Ever so often at nite, the 2 snoring monsters on either side of me will decide to do some intensive fidgeting and the giant bed will open up and threaten to swallow me.. I always have to hang on for me dear life and kick bro's butt for him to close up the gap. Secondly there are only 2 blankets for the 3 of us... so butt always get the big thick comfy one and me and bro have to "share" the thin one... of cos bro's definition of sharing is wrenching the whole bloody blanket for himself. Last nite in addition to wenching the blanket off me, he went on to further power up the airconditioner and on the fan as well... he hates me.

It was also a night noted for the lame jokes.. but its hard to explain but to those in the know, these jokes are really quite sad when taken in context


Lame Joke
We were going though Butt's bag of love.. a crumpled plastic bag (the bag looks damn loserly lah.. but it provides good cover for him to hide all his past love momentos); when the follwoing conversation took place:

Me: Hey Butt, has JW ever given u anything

*Butt ponders for a long moment*

Butt: Yuppos! *proudly*

Me: Huh really meh?! What?

*Butt looks at me with extremely ernest eyes*

Butt: Pain...

I stared at him blankly and burst into laughter.. it was a solemn and uncomfortable moment.. but well sometimes in life, somethings are better off left as they are.. guess I inadequately equipped with emotions.. my only response at that time was to laugh... but frankly I dun wanna explore the dark dungeons of Butt's psyche... This is the first joke Butt has cracked in our 9 years of friendship.

Then its the usual dose of changing the wall paper on Alvin's computer to piss each other off - ex-gfs, JW, etc... haha these sessions are silly but fun!

My Word
"Not all fairy tales end with they lived happily ever after. For mine, my simple wish is that she lives happily aver after"

Songs Ringing In My Mind

2 songs. Playing non-stop. Listening to MP3s are like pit-stops to my life. Last nite was an emotional roller-coaster, so many things happening all together at once! Pray let my positivity shine through. *There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea. You became the light on the dark side of me. Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill.*


Song: Untitled
Artist: Simple Plan
Album: Still Not Getting Any

I open my eyes
I try to see but I’m blinded by the white light
I can’t remember how
I can’t remember why
I’m lying here tonight

And I can’t stand the pain
And I can’t make it go away
No I can’t stand the pain

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Everybody’s screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I’m slipping off the edge
I’m hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again

So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can’t explain what happened
And I can’t erase the things that I’ve done
No I can’t

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

I've made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me


Song: Hey Jude
Artist: The Beatles
Album: Blue Album

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better

And anytime you feel the pain
Hey Jude refrain
don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool
who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
Na na na na na
na na na na

Hey Jude don't let me down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember to let her into your heart
then you can start to make it better

So let it out and let it in
Hey Jude begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you
Hey Jude, you'll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder
Na na na na na
na na na na yeah

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better
Better, better, better, better, better, oh

Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude

The Day I Realised that Some Idiots Actually Lock Their Post Box

Grr.. Nowadays where got people lock their post box one!! Haiz today was so loserly that I have no choice but to blog about it. Bummed the morning away.. all was fine till me started moving in the afternoon:

1st stop, Bishan Bits & Pieces *hmm.. side track a bit, people always confuse the name of my previous company with this one!*. Was trying me darnest to look inconspicous while peering at the clover leaf pendants in the glass display... till the Ah Lian saleslady spotted me... damn stress.. i hate having people tagging to me while i shop.. esp when i am in a ladies' asscessories shop! Sheepish me turned red in no time *haiz how i wish ma & pa were with me then*. The good thing was that the Ah Lian saleslady helped me make up me mind *in the proccess confirming that my initial choice was "lao tu"*

Took a loooong loong train ride to Sembawang! Was playing with this super cute baby *with super big head* in the train. Haha NO! I still don't wanna had kids! Realised that the saleslady put the card INSIDE the box! Damn, clumsy me managed to damage the box by wrenching out the cover as I opened the box to retrieve the card.

Located the block fairly easily Location - Checked! Block Number - Checked! Postbox - Located! Unit Number - Checked! *Wow didnt expect it to be so easy* Just slot this darn thing into the box and....... PIONK!!!! Bloody hell! ##@@!!! Its locked!

Dropped an sms to get the problem rectified. Decided to bum @ Sun Plaza while waiting.. called Roomie, but his out driving with GF.. no worries.. there's sure t be a lot of stuff to see in the shopping complex! Darn... Now I know how the term "Ulu Sembawang" came about! Sun Plaze is like totally unhappening...

Luckily got arcade! *Luckily no one from SimpleVille saw me, T&F camp haven't plan yet still come arcade - camp starts in 3 hrs even as i type* Heh and there's the game raiden - something I am expert at, this shall keep me occupied for awhile... 5 tokens and 45 seconds later I decided to go to the library.

@ the Library as always all the "for adults only" computer are hogged by the little kids playing mega man *with full life and 324 more levels to clear* Cant the pesky little shit let me have the computer for serious stuff!! My neopets are all going hungry okies!! Heh glad me FYP buddy Spidy decided to drop by and bum with me.. we spent 1 hour bio-ing this chio NTUC Income insurance agent at Delifrance.

Finally the sms came.. the flaps are opened, Yippee!! *he's dumb enough to ask if should just unlock the flaps or the whole box!* Returned to the location - Checked! Block Number - Checked! Postbox - Located! Unit Number - Checked! Flaps - Unlocked! Just slot this darn thing into the box and....... PIONK!!!! F**K whoever designed postboxes with such bloody small slots, the freaking box cannot fit in!!