Top Ten Signs That You Are Going To FLUNK Your Exams

10. You attempt to cheat by purchasing an extremely big piece of rubber to write down important points.

9. Your main revision strategy involves sitting in your room all day, staring at the ceiling in a state of panic.

8. You seriously contemplate calling your school's Land and Building office, requesting for the floor plan and asking:" You know where they usually keep the exam papers huh?"

7. You go online and try to register the same modules for next year's classes *early register can get good timetable wat*

6. You start ranking various methods of suicide according to how comfortable and painless they are.

5. You have time to count the number of ceiling lights in the exam hall, as well as look for spelling mistakes on the notice board.

4. The invilgilator comes over to warn you to stop throwing paper aeroplanes at other candidates.

3. You step into the examination hall and start instructing your immediate neighbours to write in LARGE CLEAR NEAT handwriting.

2. Lying in bed, you receive an sms from your friend asking you why he didn't see you in the examination hall just now.

AND AT NUMBER ONE.......

1. You are actually drafting this boliao blog entry as the invigilator walks towards you to collect your answer script.