Analysis of Top Auditing Firms

PriceWaterHouseCoopers: The guys whose keyboards have no hyphens or spacebars

KPMG: Nobody in the company noes wat e 4 alphabets stand for

Deloitte & Touche: Nobody noes the correct pronounciation. Didnt help when "Tohmatsu" was added at the end recently... making it impossible to pronounce

However, an important point to note is that having a sensible name doesn't guarantee success e.g.: Andersen.